SODABOTTLE SENTIMENT PART 1

• Recently there was a suggestion by NGOs and other right-thinking organisations that soda bottle should be banned as it was dangerous in many ways.
• Following this there was an all-party meeting where this topic was to be discussed. Our journalist friend was present at the meet. Here are some excerpts:
• Member 1: It is our birth right to protest against each other as is the precedent set by ....... (Here he names a few eminent names) Soda bottles and politicians are like twins, inseparable, conjoined at birth, connected by blood and thought as evinced by our great....
  There were claps all round at the mention of a great name.
• Member 2: I very much accept what our brother said.
  (Here a journalist was heard saying that only recently Member 1 and 2 were at each other's throat and they abused each other's family)
• M2: We may have differences but never should we forget that we are of the same blood which we have spilled mutually. We have every right to throw soda bottles at each other. They plan to replace soda bottles with plastic ones. I ask them, can plastic bottles split the head of our opponents? It's our right to protest which is ensured in our Constitution.
• M1: Who can forget our 'Soda bottle Simon', 'Vattulodu vasu' , Cyanide Subbu
• M2: I would like to remind my brother that Cyanide Subbu does not use soda bottle.
• M1: Very sorry brother. I got carried away at the sweet rhyming names of the stars that dot our endless, blue sky which we look up at. Nevertheless Cyanide Subbu is a great tireless worker, a martyr.
• M2: No doubt, please continue brother
• M1: Our tireless workers do great deeds for us. If there are no sodabottles, they will be jobless. Their families will be on streets. What will they do. Women will cry, children will also cry.
  (A few members were seen wiping their tears)
  Here they take a break to drink soda

End of part 1